Linsey Dawn Mckenzie

Country Girl

"You're a stranger to Croyden County, ain't ya, Mister? What's in the suitcase? Bra samples! Mmm, nuthin' a decent gal could wear. Well, Goober's fillin' station ain't open until 6am so you're a'gonna have to spend the night here. In the morning, I can run you over and get your tire fixed. Now, I hope you don't mind none but we got a right small place here. So you're gonna have ta sleep in my daughter Linsey's room. Don't mind her none'. That young'un can go on all night a'chatting. She just loves to meet strangers. Gotta warn ya, she done like to talk a lot of that thar sexy stuff. Ah guess it's because thar ain't much to do 'round these parts so mebbe she can get a little perky when she meets a new face. It's all I can do to keep those farm hands offen her when I got my back turned, 'cause she done got the biggest taters in Croyden County and she sure do like to show them off. I've had to pepper my share of backsides with buckshot from old Betsy here, y'know. Now I gotta warn ya that the walls are right thin and I sleep next door. So I don't wanna hear any monkey business or you, me and Betsy here are gonna have a meetin'. So you go right on up and knock on Linsey's door. She'll be right pleased for the company tonight. Sleep tight and the outhouse is to the right. If you need anything, just holler."

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Linsey The Nerd

LDM goes from goofy nerd to dolly bird in a fresh mini-movie that the LW crew feels is the best of the year in every way. Linsey will crank your wank! Miss McKenzie comes home from class in her school clothes and she's very upset. "I'm so sick of looking like a dweeb all the time," she cries. "Everybody takes the Mick out of me! [Makes derogatory comments about her.] All the other girls wear fashionable clothes and my mum puts me in green skirts and long socks!" Linsey vows to sex-up her look and her first stop is the closet. We're in for a hard time now! Linsey finds a super-hot short skirt, matching top and high heels and gives us a look. Now she's a piece of totty! Her popsicle licking deserves an award. She could pass any oral examination. Wait until you see how she is on the bed, talking dirty talk and stroking her sexy pussy with her fingers. (No toys today.) Linsey's taking the wrong courses in school. She should be taking phone sex classes. LDM has the rare talent of making you feel like you are the only guy in the room and nowhere is this ability better shown than in this private session. No longer a nerd, Linsey's a winnah, gone from geek to sleek!

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Linsey's Public House

Another top-shelf video from LDM, doing it all again for you."Had a hard day?" asks proud publican Linsey at her most seductive. "Want a harder night?" Welcome to Linsey's Public House or Linsey's Pub, for short. Did you see the impossibly huge brassiere hanging off the sign outside? Well, you've come to the right place, mate. Here you can down a few pints in homey comfort, personally served by its world-famous owner, Linsey Dawn McKenzie. Her trademark is wearing the sexy strippers' version of a Bavarian beer maiden's costume with white cotton panties underneath. The girl can't help it. "These outfits get so tight!" Linsey moans. Something's brewing. "Fancy a beer?" LDM asks. "We have plenty of it. Or do you fancy something else? Maybe you're hungry." Looks like a big tab is in your future. Start bending your elbow while Linsey licks beer off her nipple. St. Pauli Girl never did that for you.

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Work Out With Linsey

We'll tell you right now. This is a floor-shaking video. This is the greatest celebrity fitness video of them all. An absolutely fantastic tit fitness session. Is there a sweeter sound effect in the galaxy than the sound of two massive, lovely breasts slapping together? Linsey is going to show the world, or at least the population of LinseysWorld, how she keeps her gorgeous bust so nice, uplifted and firm. She has no easy job of it. First, Linsey will aerate her lungs with breathing exercises. Watch carefully as her lungs fill with oxygen. (Remember her Brainiac Science Abuse appearance?) Then calisthenics to warm up her joints. Her stretchy pants get a top rating, by the way. While she warms up her joints, we will warm up our man-joint. Remain calm, there's no cause for alarm. We want to see her peaks as fast as you do so by 2:44, LDM has that top off. She only asks if she can take off her pants just to be polite. Linsey will get a complete titty workout by the time she's finished. That mini-trampoline is perfect for studying her bounce quotient. We're just lucky Linsey didn't come at us swinging a baseball bat for this.

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Bra Saleswoman

What's in that huge suitcase Linsey's lugging? You're in luck. Linsey is selling bras and sexy lingerie door-to-door. (Only in LinseysWorld, eh?) Please help her out. She needs support, like a good bra provides. Maybe you have a wife, a girlfriend or someone like that you could give a bra to as a gift? But wait. Let Linsey display some, using her own boobs to show the quality and the cut. Linsey is not the kind of person to make a sale just for the money. She takes pride in her products. "I have a very hard time finding bras that fit," Linsey has told us about her own needs. "I usually have to have them made. I can't just walk into a store and pick something off the shelf. I buy my bras at Rigby & Peller, the most famous bra store in England. They make all of Queen Elizabeth's bras, too." This is the ultimate Linsey lingerie and bra show. Linsey's goal is to give everyone giant hard-ons with this video and she succeeds...once again.

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Linsey's Leggy Garden

Only one girl would wear vintage seamed nylon stockings, a garter belt and high-heeled open-toed shoes to work in the garden. The always fashionable Linsey Dawn McKenzie. "How would you like me to wrap my legs around your neck?" Linsey asks in a slightly dangerous, fully inviting tone of voice. She can't resist showing her shapely arse and bending over to touch her silky smooth legs. Linsey likes to spank her bottom in her videos and she gives herself some firm slaps to the butt in this video also. You know what that means. She carefully leans back on the chair so she can spread her legs wide, getting them up in the air so she can show all of her engorged pudenda and large clitty. That big clit is a sure sign of her strong sexual appetite. LDM's goal is to arouse the hardest erections, heaviest breathing and biggest spunk-a-dunking she can inspire. She's always successful doing that! Linsey finds a brand new use for her stockings during her leg play, doing things with the stretchy fabric that will surprise and excite you to no end.

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Linsey's Space Boobs

SCORE magazine doesn't get the chance that often to rocket to outer space, considering the current price of fuel, insurance and space peanuts. That's why Linsey's first and only interplanetary trip to obtain the sought-after crystal Orgasmatron device was a one-time thing, not including her Matrixxx adventure. If you thought Barbarella was hot, spend the next 20 minutes with Linsey Dawn McKenzie. Mr. Spock would have cum in his pants. After landing on LinseysWorld, Linsey coats her Orgasmatron real good with space lube before plugging her already slick space-pussy. A lot of astro-babes have orbited the Earth over the years. Linsey is the biggest-chested and hottest of them all.

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Linsey's Shangri-La

Shangri-la was a mystical city in the novel Lost Horizons. No one ever got old or ill as long as they lived there. What does this have to do with Linsey? Linsey has made her own personal Shangri-la paradise and she shares it and shares her super-sexy body in this special video shown for the first time ever on LinseysWorld. As Linsey showers nude wearing high heels, in her secret garden of Eden, she talks about her sexual needs and desires. This shower even has a mirror. Her goal in this video was to drive you completely out of your mind and she'll probably succeed, especially when she says to take your rod out and wank for her. No one says the word "tits" the way Linsey says tits. Linsey does what you suspect most women do with their showerheads! And there's more when LDM finishes her shower and retreats to a swinging hammock for some rest and relaxation in her little hide-away. An invitation you can't refuse!

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The Fuck Machine

There's an odd man who makes strange, bizarre devices out of motors, crankshafts, vibrators and dildos, like something from a David Cronenberg movie (Dead Ringers, Videodrome). He calls his enterprise "Ken's Twisted Mind." One of his nefarious machines has found its way into Linsey's lab and she's not shy about wanting to strap it on or take the credit for inventing it. "The Fuck Machine!," LDM triumphantly calls it. "I get fucked by my invention," Linsey announces. The mind boggles. "All I need now is to get naked." Linsey warms up with a striptease, thankfully removing her bulky clothes. Then she wets the veiny rubber cock with her mouth before turning it on. Noisy bugger, that thing is. It sounds like a broken water pump. Playing with the controller, Linsey can vary the motor from slow to ramming speed. It fucks her tits, then she massages her clitty with it. Linsey has to take it slow with this mechanical monster. Her tight pussy can't handle too much of it too fast inside of her. One thing is for certain. This robotic dick can't replace a real cock for Linsey. (Robocock courtesy KensTwistedMind.com)

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