Linsey Dawn Mckenzie

Country Girl “You’re a stranger to Croyden County, ain’t ya, Mister? What’s in the suitcase? Bra samples! Mmm, nuthin’ a decent gal could wear. Well, Goober’s fillin’ station ain’t open until 6am so you’re a’gonna have to spend the night here. In the m…

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Linsey The Nerd LDM goes from goofy nerd to dolly bird in a fresh mini-movie that the LW crew feels is the best of the year in every way. Linsey will crank your wank! Miss McKenzie comes home from class in her school clothes and she’s very upset. “I’m …

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Linsey’s Public House Another top-shelf video from LDM, doing it all again for you.”Had a hard day?” asks proud publican Linsey at her most seductive. “Want a harder night?” Welcome to Linsey’s Public House or Linsey’s Pub, for short. Did you see the i…

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Work Out With Linsey We’ll tell you right now. This is a floor-shaking video. This is the greatest celebrity fitness video of them all. An absolutely fantastic tit fitness session. Is there a sweeter sound effect in the galaxy than the sound of two mas…

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Bra Saleswoman What’s in that huge suitcase Linsey’s lugging? You’re in luck. Linsey is selling bras and sexy lingerie door-to-door. (Only in LinseysWorld, eh?) Please help her out. She needs support, like a good bra provides. Maybe you have a wife, a …

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Linsey’s Leggy Garden Only one girl would wear vintage seamed nylon stockings, a garter belt and high-heeled open-toed shoes to work in the garden. The always fashionable Linsey Dawn McKenzie. “How would you like me to wrap my legs around your neck?” L…

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Linsey’s Space Boobs SCORE magazine doesn’t get the chance that often to rocket to outer space, considering the current price of fuel, insurance and space peanuts. That’s why Linsey’s first and only interplanetary trip to obtain the sought-after crysta…

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Linsey’s Shangri-La Shangri-la was a mystical city in the novel Lost Horizons. No one ever got old or ill as long as they lived there. What does this have to do with Linsey? Linsey has made her own personal Shangri-la paradise and she shares it and sha…

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The Fuck Machine There’s an odd man who makes strange, bizarre devices out of motors, crankshafts, vibrators and dildos, like something from a David Cronenberg movie (Dead Ringers, Videodrome). He calls his enterprise “Ken’s Twisted Mind.” One of his n…

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Nurse Linsey Welcome to hooter hospital. Breast men always wind up here. Wait for the nurse called Linsey. If you’re lucky, she’ll be on call. She’s fuckin’ stacked! “What’s that down your trousers? asks Nurse Linsey upon first glance. “Am I turning yo…

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